The Toy Boy Fanclub!!!


That's right kiddies! A fan club for me! Cuz I'm all awesome and stuff.
By joining the fan club you get to worship me and possibly win amazing cash prizes.
Okay, maybe not cash prizes. Uh…maybe not even amazing prizes. But some prizes. Sorta. Probably just some junk I found at the bottom of my bag o' tricks. There's like a 50/50 chance it won't kill ya. I think.
So yeah, sign up to get updates on wonderful me and maybe get a free prize that won't explode. I would soak all prizes in water before opening just to be safe.


Join the Club!


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